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Lindsay Breslin

Lindsay Breslin, Flyer Staff

Welcome to the beginning of the greatest biography on this website. My name that I was given by the pack of wolves that raised me is not Lindsay Breslin, but I let people call me that anyway. I spend most of my time with pizza, ice cream and Netflix, but when I do venture outside of my humble abode, it is to do many an interesting activity. For example, I am well-versed in the art of throwing an orange leather ball through an ovalish net and bouncing it around. You common people would refer to this as "playing basketball." I also enjoy acting, making  jokes (if you haven't noticed), and taking photographs. I'm truly sorry if this biography didn't live up to the hype I gave it, but at least we can all confidently say it's better than Sam's.

 

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